9:14 AM I have been lying about my time. I am busier lately which has helped me realize […]
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5.09 AM I finally slept, I finally woke up on time. My Jaw is incredibly tight. It keeps […]
6.30 AM (on the dot, no exaggeration) The alarm went off at 4 AM every morning but I […]
How do you get close to someone? I met Eddie early on in my dating app days, […]
Gorgeous photo of me mid-Chaturanga during my morning physical work How often are you told to “Get out […]
The dream begins with masturbation. I’m not sure that this is a real fact but I’m going to […]
I was going to write about boobs today. Kara has posted two “bra shots” (clearly I am obsessed […]
It’s the type of day I should have planned for: A nice day. The oddity of a nice […]
I sat inside a penis today. An upscale restaurant/lounge in Yorkville called me and asked if I would […]
HOW TO BURN FAT, typed into Google, the results endless and insulting and obvious, the reality awkward and […]